Sexy Saturdays- Lawn Trimming Insanity and Embracing the Bushes

This is a hilarious Sarah Haskins video that came out not long ago. The ridiculous commercial in it got me thinking about all the stupid and ridiculous expectations placed on women and there "Bikini upkeep". So I did some research and did you know that there are over 15 ways that you are taught to design your pubic hair. The standard bikini wax, the french wax, the full brazilian, the regular brazilian, and the landing strip. Then there are the designs... oh, boy, the butterfly, heart, lightening bolt, diamond, star, and arrows, I guess maybe those would come in handy if you come across a flashy guy who knows all about the importance of vagina esthetics but wouldn't know a clitoris if it.... never mind. Oh, and lets not forget that on top of the horror of having a hair out of place south of the border, we now must be acutely aware of the unattractive color of our natural hair, and ah horror, what if you get a grey pubic hair!!!!! Fear not there are four main colors you can choose from, blue [cause who wouldn't want a vagina that looked like smurfs head?], red [ because who wouldn't want to fuck Ronald McDonald's head], Green [ I guess that ridiculous commercial was just following a trend with the lawn metaphor.], and yellow[like Goldie Locks's cunt, not too light, not too dark, just right.]. 

Of all the things that are just really, genuinely disturbing about this new trend of over beautified privates, strangely its the brazilian that bothers me the most. Besides it being unbelievably boring, does it not remind any of you of a child's vagina?  Why would I want that? I find something slightly disturbing and ever so telling about the fact that this is the most popular "style" among men. Alot of people say that part of the reason has to do with some sort of easy access benefit. Easy access? Its not like there is like a mile long forrest down there, what the hell do they need made easier? If a guy is so lazy that he cant find your vagina through and inch long hair, that guy would never get anywhere near me.