Tuesday, September 22, 2009

An ode to my Papa, all the way in the Queen's Kingdom!!!!!!

Hello old Daddy-o!!!!!!! Bet you didn't know your little simpleton daughter had her own website! Well actually i have only had it for like two days and Im pretty sure that as of yet you and Karen Ratchford and Whitney Dyck are the only ones who know about it, but hey, details, details, and I thought you should know that your letter from Keighley [i spelled that wrong didn't I?] is already infamous and was on arrival, mother and I almost brought dinner back up reading it and laughing! So I thought I might entertain you with a little shout out and a top 10 "Why I love my Papa" list to give you a smile. So I'll end by simply saying that I want you to give Granny, Auntie Edna, Uncle Andy [tell him his knitting stickers are getting good use], and Geraldine and the Smiths a big hug and a Hello for me and I miss you and look forward to seeing you in a couple weeks when you get back, Have fun!

Top Ten reasons Why I love My Paps:

1o. Because everyone[and I do mean EVERYONE] else loves him. I mean I have gone through, and will continue to go through life as simply Stevie B's daughter

9. He is the only one that would ACTUALLY yell at tom when he was mean to me.

8. He works 2 jobs [technically 3] and really rarely complains about it.

7. He has come from growing up in a tiny 2 bedroom NO HALLWAY bungalow in England to a 2 story 4 bedroom house in Canada, all by himself

6. I have heard almost all his jokes about 5 times... yes dad they're still funny.

5. He really is Hilarious.

4. He cooks, and its never the same.... sorry I always complain about it.

3. He has impeccable taste in movies. Withnail and I, Silence of the Lambs, Schindler's List.

2. He doesn't have any different type of laugh just one big Guffaw that lets you know he thinks your hilarious.

1. He ALWAYS picks me up when I call form the bus stop because I slept through my alarm or the bus wont take me.

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